The 6 worst bosses of all time…

However, Bryant and May couldn’t help but notice the other match companies were still making more money. What were they doing wrong? Clearly they weren’t abusing their employees enough… was there some kind of torture device they could be using? Maybe if they just let wild badgers run loose on the production floor?

They had a better idea. They had been making their matches with the extremely flammable but otherwise safe red phosphorous. But there was this other kind, white phosphorous, that was way cheaper. And there was absolutely no downside.

Oh, except it would literally eat your face off when you handled it.