Revealed: English Defence League Really ARE Scottish!

December 11th, 2009
EDL reveal their Scots roots by pissing on English Heritage

EDL reveal their Scots roots by pissing on English Heritage

We owe the English Scottish Defence League an apology. We thought that they were just a bunch of racist football hooligans who wanted to see some rain and hills, so transplanted their wannabe-race war to Glasgow last month.

We thought the fact that their SDL hoodies have the English St Georges Cross on them was proof that they had no links here.

However. The photo here proves us wrong. It shows “English” patriots pissing against the historic and very English Nottingham Castle.

Clearly there’s only one explanation. The English Defence League are all secretly Scottish. Having got a taste for bamming up English cops in Manchester last year, a paramilitary branch of the Tartan Army set up the EDL using “dirty war” tactics learned in Northern Ireland.

Now their secret is out, claims that the Scottish Defence League are an attempt to franchise dumbfuck English Nationalism can be shown up for what they are.

3 Responses to “Revealed: English Defence League Really ARE Scottish!”

  1. ChrisY ChrisY Says:

    What is this shite you are publishing? “The English Defence League are ALL secretly Scottish”??? Ah, yes if I were to take a slash against Edinburgh Castle “clearly theres only one explaination” I MUST be English….total shite!! Where do you get the information that the Tartan Army set up the EDL,,,theyre a football supporters organisation!!! “Their secret is out”!!???? This is anti-Scottish dribble…The Tartan Army in Northern Ireland learning ‘Dirty War’ tactics???? Oh dear, Oh dear…not very freindly….at least to scots!

  2.  stanleymilgram Says:

    By jove, Holmes you’re right! The words in the article are not 100% literal and attested fact! Astonishing.

  3. chris chris Says:

    a twat blatenly wrote this artical

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